Sunday, March 4, 2007

4 Reasons Why You Should Always Stay At A 2.5 Star Over A 3 Star Hotel.

1. Not as far to walk from the front desk to your room.

2. At a 2.5 star hotel you can eat as many bagels as you want for free. At a 3 star hotel they're $2.45 each, plus tax.

3. Similarly, at a 2.5 star hotel you get free wireless internet. At a 3 star hotel internet is $9.95 per computer.

4. No need to step over the 'complementary' copy of USA Today on your way out the door.

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Running Tally:

Waffle House 14
Shoney's 9
Tudor's Biscuit World Whatever # I said last time. This appears to be exclusively a West Virginia Establishment.

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Second Contender for Official Song of the South: That 'To the Left Song' by Beyonce.

- K.

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