Sunday, October 19, 2008

This Is Completely Different Than The Slot Machines In Iowa

Jeff gave K a dollar bill with the following note attached:

"Please put this in a slot machine in Las Vegas. This is all I have. If it doesn't hit the jackpot, I will hold you personally responsible for my inability to pay for my daughters' college tuition and their corresponding societal failure."

Well, that's where the spinning stopped. Or, rather, that's where the quarter-spin stopped. Two sevens and a blank space does not pay out.

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