Vacation Ends With A Toe-Tapping Good Time

Here's a secretly snapped photograph of the Minneapolis airport men's room that's been in the news lately. The action seems to have died down quite a bit, but the stalls do contain a large amount of slightly more engaging graffiti than may be expected:

'HI I'M LARRY CRAIG!' 'what a hipcryte' 'these libs and their double standards'

Not one of the scrawls began with 'There once was a man from Boise' . . .

Red Sox Hall Of Shame

I am by no measure knowledgeable about the American League, but I can tell you that Tyler Webster never played for the Red Sox. He was one of many Boston fans who show their respect and love for the hallowed tradition of 'The Green Monstah' by writing tributes to their beloved Crimson Hosed baseballers.

As for the game, the Sox lost 1-0 to the Devils Rays behind a sterling effort from pitcher Scott Kazmir -- who, according to the guy standing next to me, throws 'wicked hard' causing the batters to swing 'wicked late'.