I Didn't Go To The Hoover Dam For An Engineering Lesson

"A Monument To All Women's Rest Rooms Shall Be Erected In The Year Of Our Lord Nineteen Hundred And Thirty Two To Stand As A Remembrance Of All Those Women Who Have Gone Before Us And Shall Go After Us For All Eternity --- Lest No Woman Forget"
- President Franklin Delano Roosevelt

Vacation Ends With A Toe-Tapping Good Time

Here's a secretly snapped photograph of the Minneapolis airport men's room that's been in the news lately. The action seems to have died down quite a bit, but the stalls do contain a large amount of slightly more engaging graffiti than may be expected:

'HI I'M LARRY CRAIG!' 'what a hipcryte' 'these libs and their double standards'

Not one of the scrawls began with 'There once was a man from Boise' . . .