Vacation Ends With A Toe-Tapping Good Time

Here's a secretly snapped photograph of the Minneapolis airport men's room that's been in the news lately. The action seems to have died down quite a bit, but the stalls do contain a large amount of slightly more engaging graffiti than may be expected:

'HI I'M LARRY CRAIG!' 'what a hipcryte' 'these libs and their double standards'

Not one of the scrawls began with 'There once was a man from Boise' . . .

A Valentine Wish For You

There is nothing more illuminating . . .
Like a lighthouse while on vacating . . .
Next to a sunset with great heater . . .
And a charming parking meter

My next career starts in the greeting card industry.

-b