How Many E's Does It Take To Spell 'Mississippi'?

Did you know that Mississippi has only two bookmobiles for the entire state?

Welcome To Mississippi, Land Of Enticement

Crossing the Mississippi state line on Highway 61, we met this guy welcoming us to (a.) gamble, (b.) purchase fireworks, or (c.) see some dancers. We weren't sure which one, but he seemed nice enough so we bet on whether or not we could get away with firecrackers in the dance club. We could not. K won the wager.

I O W A

We've made it back to Iowa. K is excited that there are trees again.

We've written a new state anthem. The melody is lifted from 'The Stripper'.

Iowa!
It's Iowa!
We've got corn!
And we've got pigs!
I!
O!
Double-U!
A!

Strip Club or Roller Coaster?