The Place Your Friends Told You To See

Apparently, The Pioneer Village in Minden, Nebraska is the finest attraction in the state. The billboards claim 'FIVE MILLION SATISFIED VISITORS'.

K and I figured that every minute 100 cars pass the exit. Assuming an average of two people per car, that makes 288,000 per day or 105,120,000 people per year. The billboard appears to be about 20 years old, and in that time, 2,102,400,000 people have read it. Using their figures, only 0.23% of travelers are satisfied by The Pioneer Village.

I think you're better off stopping at Taco Bell.