Mr. Geology, we've received several letters from readers since your last visit. Would you mind taking some time from your busy schedule to answer their questions?
Not at all. I always enjoy interacting with my fans.
Dear Mr. Geology,
How can I determine the UTM zone of a digital orthophoto quadrangle?
Sincerely,
Unclear In Utah
I believe you have me confused with someone else.
Dear Mr. Geology,
How does a waterfall form?
Sincerely,
Querying In Quebec
Ah, now we've got it. The waterfall is one of geology's most amazing specimens. Duoxygenated hydrogen molecules traveling at the speed of light are channeled through a flowal system (sometimes referred to as a 'crick' or 'river') that approaches a stagtationary verticalizationary suspendiary zone (or a 'cliff' or 'edge). The molecules then de-constitute themselves during the dropization zonal area -- this is what you call a 'waterfall'. The true wonder of this can be found at the bottom of the dropitertiary zoning area where the molecules literally reconstitute themselves to again form a flowagation apparatus (or 'stream').
Dear Mr. Geology,
Is the earth a magnet?
Sincerely,
Attracted In Albuquerque
No, magnets are horseshoe shaped and are partially or mostly painted red. The earth is spheroid and blue.
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