Tastes Great? Part 3

Estes Park Brewery Longs Peak Raspberry Wheat
K: "The raspberry tastes fake like the river in this town."
B: "Did you taste the river?"

Score: One beret out of five.

Estes Park Brewery Staggering Elk Ale
K: "Nyeh. It's okay."
B: "They have a t-shirt with the label on it."

Score: Two and One-Half berets out of five.